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Rajesh


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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
 
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
 
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
 
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
 
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
 
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

 








CA SUBHASH KR.


[ Scorecard :11869 ]

very nice .......!!!!


Siddharth Bumb


[ Scorecard :7112 ]

ha ha nice one...


Kshitij Nijhawan


[ Scorecard :1969 ]

lol....


Ketan Samdani


[ Scorecard :3214 ]

nice...


Kshitij Nijhawan


[ Scorecard :1969 ]

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!


Kshitij Nijhawan


[ Scorecard :1969 ]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that my friend (Ram) was definitely swallowed by a whale. The story says so.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human.
When I get to heaven, the little girl said, I'll ask Ram.
What if Ram went to Hell?
Then you ask him.


Krish


[ Scorecard :245 ]

Good one.


SHIKHA SONI


[ Scorecard :6262 ]

nice joke


avijit


[ Scorecard :505 ]

excellent jokes....................

 


CA. KRISHAN KUMAR SAINI


[ Scorecard :7899 ]

gud joke


CA. KRISHAN KUMAR SAINI


[ Scorecard :7899 ]

more joke......post 


Vigneshwaran R


[ Scorecard :2972 ]

Waiting for jokes !!!


Jaren


[ Scorecard :58 ]

ha ha. nice one.

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Linda Rose


[ Scorecard :94 ]

I would like more information about this, because it is very nice., Thanks for sharing.

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