*       RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG

        ........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA !!!!!!!!!!

*       RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!

*       GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR  LIVING  IN INDIA !!!!!!! 

*        DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:

        WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!

*       RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......

        THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!

*       THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????

        BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....

*         BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!!

        EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!! 

 *       AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE

        RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....

*       WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????

        BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!

*       ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....!

        SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS

        ................

        ..............

        SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 *       THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.................................

        .......... RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

*       BREAKING NEWS:

        ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!!

        RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*       WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????

        ....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!

*       BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..